About Me
E-MAIL MISSHOTDOG15@OPTONLINE.NET MARIE ELIZABETH TOMAS BIOGRAPHY Marie is a columnist, humorist, novelist and screenwriter. She began her writing career at local, Brooklyn newspapers. Namely, Courier Life, Brooklyn Graphic and Spectator. One of her first assignments was covering the, “Miss Hotdog” contest at Nathan’s in Coney Island. Where she was, to her enormous surprise, crowned: “Miss Hotdog.” She was later syndicated by United Feature Syndicate, where she wrote humorist columns irregularly and irreverently. Being dubbed, “The Brooklyn Bombeck.” She has written ads for Boston Chicken, Volvo and Designer Center and received two silver awards for two of the ads. She has sold a screenplay to Transworld Attractions and optioned another (she’s written 28) to Rosa Colosemo, an Australian producer. Marie loves to write. Being a multifarious woman (a true Gemini) she usually tackles two or more projects at a time. She’s presently working on a humorous screenplay and book simultaneously. She also enjoys antiquing. Although she admits that finding your old cereal bowl sold as an antique, is quite disconcerting. She has two daughters and two sons. The latter being lovable yellow labs, Dudley and Farley. “Despite what they may say, writing is not masochistic,” she smiles. “However, submitting your work, is entirely another story.” Her advice to young, enthusiastic writers: “Don’t take rejections seriously. Brush off disappointments. And try, try again.”Recent Entries
HOMEMAKER OLYMPICS
The Olympics are getting plenty of attention and deservedly so. But there’re other contests which deserve an equally big applause, namely ... read more
MY LEAST FAVORITE THINGS
As they say, “It’s not the lions and tigers that will get you…it’s the tiny gnats. Here are some of gnats in everyday living... read more
GONE TO THE DOGS
I've never seen so many pampered pooches in my life before: Armani sweaters. Gourmet meals. Pedicures. Massages. Doggie hotels. But when it... read more
THE EXTERMINATOR
I hate bugs. And while I love the summer, the one thing I loathe, is the invasion of these pesky creatures in my home. Particularly an... read more
HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW?
HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW? With the exception of crab grass, dandelions and moss, I can’t seem to grow any kind of vegetation in my gar... read more
UNCONVENTIONAL WAYS TO SAVE MONEY
UNCONVENTIONAL WAYS TO SAVE MONEY We are in a financial crunch. Gas prices going through the roof. Food and clothing incredibly high.... read more
THE WEE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING
Rule of thumb: Never excite a dog who has to pee Having a puppy is wonderful. Lots of fun. Never a dull moment, They’re absolutel... read more
THE PENIS MONOLOGUE
(Equal Time For Mr. Johnson) Hello out there in cyberspace. I am a human penis. Proud and mighty. Strong and assertive. P... read more
PSST...YOU WANNA BUY AN EASTER ROUTE?
Last week, around 8 PM, as I was slipping out of my car, I heard a high-pitched voice calling me. “Pssst,” said the voice. ... read more
PLENTY OF CLOSET SPACE
"WHAT A NICE BIG CLOSET!" I exclaimed as I walked into my younger daughter’s studio apartment. She had just moved in to this teeny one room &nbs... read more





